I will pay you tomorrow for a bailout today!

Give me some money!!!Tutas Towne Realty, Inc is looking for a bailout. I don’t need $700,000,000,000.00 but could use about $120 in order to fill up my Ford Expedition’s gas tank.

I will use this bailout to purchase assets(gas) and can assure you that in the future these assets will increase in value and you will be able to sell them off to recoup your “investment”.

I promise to only let honest, ethical folk in my truck…..to take advantage of this bailout. 

I will pay you tomorrow for a bailout today”

Please help.

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