Twas the nightmare ‘for Christmas, when all through the house
The only creature stirring was wearing a blouse.
Her stockings were hung by the chimney with care
As she hoped that her loved ones wouldn’t notice her hair.
The Rainers were shocked as their eyes turned so red
With visions of Bertha burned in their heads
And TLW suffered with agony of living with me
Sometimes all man and sometimes a she.
Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
Oh screw it……just watch the video!!!
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